its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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