i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Pooping to opera.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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