We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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