My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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