if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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