I cockslap morals
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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