Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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