I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
