So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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