started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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