I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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