He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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