there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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