Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
