Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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