we're blogging at a bar
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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