I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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