oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.