Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.