my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.