You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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