I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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