You work out of a Hotel?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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