If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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