I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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