so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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