they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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