You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
How does it feel to date your dad?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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