You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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