the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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