I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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