apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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