I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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