i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize