Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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