why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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