I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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