I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
what the fuck happened to the tacos
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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