My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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