i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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