so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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