dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.