You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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