If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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