Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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