I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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