Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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