She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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