He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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