OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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