I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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