why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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