bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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