Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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