thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He felt like a one man threesome
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
organizing the empties. That sober.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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