At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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