Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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