honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
