In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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