I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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